Welcome to Team Fortress

I still like TF2. This song is a parody of Bo Burnham’s ’Welcome to the Internet’ - Available on: Spotify - Apple Music - Amazon Music - Bandcamp - Soundcloud - And anywhere and everywhere you’re listening. My Patreon - My Discord server - Lyrics: Welcome to Team Fortress Have a look around Anything the internet has shown you can be found We’ve got update-sized updates Some better, some worse If none of it makes sense to you You wouldn’t be the first Welcome to Team Fortress Please select a class Would you like to buy some taunts Or pay a fee to talk in chat? There’s a few things to tweak first This view’s not the best Just go online and you can find out the rest Welcome to Team Fortress I don’t mean to deter Use a weapon that you like And then be called a racial slur Be friendly, be angry Be filled with dismay Our own developers don’t want us to play Welcome to Team Fortress For content, we’re on top Watch reactions, watch the drama Watch the analytics drop We’ve got hoovies and boxspies And fresh new installs And a bunch of lazy clipart skins With neon colours that’ll make your eyes bleed Welcome to Team Fortress Hold on to your hats ’Cus a random guy is spamming links To scam sites in the chat There are aimbots and pockets And full Engie teams Don’t look at me, I just came here from the memes See a man get headshot Push the payload, kick a bot Go get balanced to the RED team Whether you like it or not Buy balloons or magic brooms Or spread some rumours ’bout YouTubers Or unbox unusual bloomers Attempt humorous manoeuvres on the- Here’s a forty-dollar hat The market’s on the rise Here’s a weapon you’ve already found a hundred-thousand times How would you rate your last game? Like we give a shit Your killstreak would look better if it Had a random crit Could I interest you in everything All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time? Casual is a casualty And burnout is a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time? Casual is a casualty Complaining is a crime Anything and everything and Anything and everything and Anything and everything and All of the time Thank you.