The Dumbshits Guide to Dark Souls: Sen’s Fortress

Dark Souls guides are long and annoying. This is tight and hazardous to health, like your homemade sex toy. Sen’s Fortress is a pain in the ass if you want to get everything in it in one shot rather than having to come back to it later. This means a lot of backtracking, so get used to that concept. There are a few good items and a rather useful NPCs here so don’t miss them, because next stop is Anal Rodeo. You’re gonna need all the help you can get. (This series won’t cover random enemy drops