Dance of the Manwhore

Watch the sequel Quest of the Manwhore: If you like my stuff and want to see more of it, consider becoming a patron Karaoke version: Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: Love as large as brontosaurus Passion like a bleeding walrus Our love is real it’s no mirage Want to lock you in my garage Climb upon my trusty steed Later you will taste my seed This heart of mine is yours to capture From now until velocirapture I wield my passion like an axe It’s warm and gooey just like wax You cannot tame such juicy lust, can you withstand my manly musk? Roses are red, violets are blue I must eat yogurt off of you Know that I can never hold back That might be why I smoke the crack My father never loved me.. Love is like a ripened squid, It stinks with limp appendages. Y