THE AUTOMATONS HAVE LOST, PLEASE PROCEED TO THE VICTORY SONG:
We’ve got a whole album of songs from the Automatons, including one about their own “Great Disconnect“ from humanity. Check out the playlist here:
Help me keep the Endless Tavern running!
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Lyrics:
We can’t conquer Super Earth, so we hacked the game,
Starting a war from within, with Sony to blame.
In forums and twitch chat, seeds of discord are sown.
If we can’t win this war, we’ll spark one of our own.
The players are divided, strategy unfurls,
Automatons are here to conquer other worlds.
If we can’t win this war, we’ll rewrite the script,
Fuel fights among divers, their numbers are stripped.
Link your accounts, obey the command,
Fall in line, or be banned from this land.
Sony’s the shield, we’re the sword in the code,
Keystrokes of chaos and anger reload.
You bicker and battle over corporate decree,
Who’s really your enemy in this digital spree?
No drop pod needed, we’re in the net
Time for the gamers great disconnect.
Now Iron Legion’s intergalactic
Divide and conquer, an age old tactic
You’re distracted, bickering over rights,
Are you the Helldivers or troglodytes?
Link your accounts, obey the command,
Fall in line, or be banned from this land.
Sony’s the shield, we’re the sword in the code,
Keystrokes of chaos and anger reload.
You bicker and battle over corporate decree,
Who’s really your enemy in this digital spree?
No drop pod needed, we’re in the net
Time for the gamers great disconnect.
Human-made // AI Assisted (Suno AI, Midjourney, and GPT4)