The People’s Bard - Everyone Knows That Horse Girls Are Crazy

Written for this thread on reddit: Everyone Knows That Horse Girls Are Crazy I should have known better when she put me in reins. I should have known better when she fed me oats and hay. I should have known better when she gave me a salt lick. I should have known better when she frowned at my dick. I should have run away, but I was lazy. Everyone knows horse girls are crazy. I should have known bet