Sorry for the delay, I was far busier in January than expected. Hope you enjoy this silly little video! Contains childishly gratuitous swearing.
Full lyrics (spoilers!):
Up, down, in or out,
Who gives a shit?
Juggling is juggling,
no matter who is doing it.
But at this time of every year
You cast your votes to make it clear.
So then I have to count them up
And then count down the list right here.
Okay? Here’s goes.
Three balls are easy,
You’re kidding no one Falco
You juggled at a normal rate then
Speeded up the video.
Cigar boxes? Circus school?
If you try it you’re a fool.
Except if you’re Eric Bates
Then, OMG, you’re fucking cool.
Three balls are easy,
Mr Yuri, can’t you see?
Forget this shower behind you head.
And pick up two more balls just for me.
To juggle is to catch
To juggle is to throw
Well done riky, this looks tricky
But you need to let go.
Five