UFOs — A Cautionary Tale

I was out in my backyard when I saw a mysterious flashing light hovering between two trees. What could it possibly be? If I only had a cell phone camera the mystery might never have been solved. I might have zoomed in digitally, perhaps “enhanced“ the footage, maybe theorized about a few possible explanations, and then decided it was an unidentified flying object. Luckily I had a bigger camera with a good zoom, so I got closer. I zoomed all the way in. But still the mystery was unresolved. A flashing li