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State of Oklahoma Compiled Statues Title 21: Crimes and Punishments A person who hides behind the gawddamn telephone whilst making threatening phone cawls to any person residing in the State of Oklahoma shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, provided they do not qualify under paragraph (a) of this section. a. Individuals who have been or are having their gawddamn asses kicked up between their shoulder blades, and are hiding behind their telephone with the intention of self-preservation.