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A Yellow Wigs (Perruques Jaunes) production. Exclusive original song for Coccyx Grue / Perruques Jaunes (Yellow Wigs). Lyrics : Hortense. Music : Lia. Production : Hortense for Yellow Wigs This song was intercepted by the Belarusian secret services, acting on behalf of Russia. Xavier Poussard, director of the far-right publication Faits & Documents, was spotted in Belarus heading for Russia in a second-hand Lada vehicle purchased with the proceeds from the sale of issues of his highly profitable fake news magazine about Brigitte Macron. He was also said to be in possession of a sum in rubles equivalent to € 3,500, as much as the sum extorted from producer Karine Lemarchand by Mimi Marchand, the Macron couple’s image consultant. A conversation was intercepted with Candace Owens. She was allegedly secretly preparing a show in collaboration with Tucker Carlson, to be broadcast a few days before the European elections in France. Xavier Poussard would be interviewed live from Irkutsk, where the Russian president had arranged for him to live in a dacha on the shores of Lake Baikal, in exchange for his adulterated secrets about French politics. In this program, he would present the alleged revelations of the forthcoming issue of his publication, which spreads the far-fetched false rumor that Brigitte Macron, who hijacked the future president of France Emmanuel Macron when he was 14 and she was a teacher at the high school where he attended, is actually a man. This is allegedly a plot by Donald Trump, a personal friend of Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens, to prepare a diplomatic poker coup in Ukraine, using this false transphobic rumor to disqualify Emmanuel Macron, and double-cross Joe Biden. Candace Owens recently attended the Chartres pilgrimage to discreetly meet brigittology figures close to fundamentalist Catholicism. We’re talking about Natacha Rey, who has cancer. “HEDWIG and the Brigitte inch” was produced by Belarusian, Lebanese, Serbian and Monegasque double agents acting under the transparent pseudonym “HedWig”, which is a mockery of the fact that Madame Macron wears a wig on her head (hed in slang) and not the beautiful natural hair she is admired for around the world. We hope that the publication of this song, which was supposed to remain secret, will thwart the tyrant Putin’s attempt to interfere in France’s internal affairs and in the closet of France’s First Lady. The Editor. From Jean-Michel to Brigitte Trogneux, lies at the Elysée A selection of brigittological songs : Perruques jaunes : Faits & Documents :