Study Finds Earth Located In Lamest Part Of Universe

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: Citing factors ranging from the dumb, ugly asteroid belt separating the terrestrial planets from the gas giants, to the super-boring and practically empty interstellar medium extending in nearly every direction, new research published Wednesday by the International Astronomical Union has concluded that Earth is located in “by far the lamest“ region of the observable universe. Like The Onion on Facebook: Follo