ENTER CHADTHAN

ANCHAD THANCHAD ECHAD CHADCHAD THACHAD ETHCHAD HANCHAD ENTER CHADTHAN The only main series protagonist who has canonically fucked The only main series protagonist to have successfully convinced a woman to continue his bloodline The only protagonist to have appeared in two consecutive main series entries as a character who takes up the majority of playtime LAUGHS in the face of death Dismisses horrific sights as if they were nothing Spouts catchy one liners at his enemies without fear Wins in a chainsaw fight VS a hick experienced in the art Impervious to disease Smoking hot southern belle falls head over heels for him at first sight Romanian chick in trailer will fall head over heels for him at first sight Big titty femdom witch sisters will fall head over heels for him at first sight Has his hand amputated but still functions perfectly after it is stitched back on Has his leg amputated but still functions perfectly after he glues it back to his stump Alpha genes perfect for breeding Outdoes Leon Outdoes Ja