The Onion Movie: Al-Q’Utaya Terrorist Training Video [Best Quality]

The Onion Movie: From Global Tetrahedron Pictures... Steven Seagal is... Cockpuncher! Awesome. Decadent, immoral, Western filth! Ooh. Awesome. Decadent, immoral, Western filth! Cockpuncher. Welcome to the Al-Q’Utaya terrorist team. This training video will teach you what angry slogans to scream. Death to the godless shit beasts! How to blend into a typical American city. Yeah. And so much more. Here are Ahmed and Ahman. They may be brothers, but they couldn’t be more different. Ahmed knows punctuality is important. He makes sure to leave plenty of time to get to his bombing site. Death to the godless shit beasts! Ahman leaves everything to the last minute. Oh, shit! Ahmed double-checks the address of the bombing site so there are no mistakes. Ahman doesn’t. Oh, shit! Ahmed dresses properly for work... wearing clothing that is loose enough to hide his explosives. Ahma