YTP: Billy Mays in Final Fantasy

WARNING: sploilzerz. After Hope tries to convince Lightning to have sex with him, she jokes about it at first, but then proclaimed that she doesn’t do that. Then, when further questioned about the matter, she confesses that she was actually Justin Bieber, but Billy Mays’ death shocked her into changing her name, becoming a cross-dresser, and forgetting her penis. Hope does not take this very well, since he’s still upset over Billy Mays’ death, until Lightning reveals that SHE actually killed Billy Mays in a flashback that Hope was in for some reason. Then, after hearing the Billy Mays Music promised in “EZ-Coma“, based on the Mays bit from PtC4, Billy Mays spontaneously returns, marries Snow, and they all live happily ever after.