“BERLIN XMAS“ (DISCOVER this Music Video TODAY! EXCLUSIVELY made with AI. You’ll LOVE it!)

A little Christmas ditty for you. Enjoy. It’s on Spotify, iTunes and all the usual places. Share it with your Berlin friends. LYRICS: Little white baggies on the Xmas tree Everybody’s late for the party Put LSD in the egg nog Please don’t leave a yuletide log in the toilet cuz it’s broken It’s an altbau and I’m late with rent Roommates dance til 5am with Santa’s elves It’s a Berlin Xmas (4x) I went to KitKat with Candy Cane She’s not real candy, but that’s her name She’s not even sweet she’s a dominatrix She doesn’t even celebrate Xmas But she knows whether I’ve been naughty or nice She knows I’ve been naughty so I pay the price You might say it’s a Xmas tradition Assume the position It’s a Berlin Xmas (4x) No more tinsel for the Xmas tree I wore it to Berghain for a party Do you think a snowman would get turned away? Or would they let him inside then he’d melt away? I put currywurst in your stocking And a berliner under the tree Now you might think I’m a little bit cheap But I’m iving on job center money It’s a Berlin Xmas (4x) I went carolling in Neukolln but I forgot the words so I quit Then I went to a spati Picked up a sterny and I chatted with some Australian expats who wanted to know if Sisyphos had a dress code I told them to check the website cuz I might be an OG Berliner but I’m not an expert on every club’s dress code, I mean GAWD!“ It’s a Berlin Xmas (8x) FB: TikTok: @synthpoptroubadou IG: Spotify: Email me for shows, custom songs etc: stephenpaultaylor (at) gmail (dot) com