I’m Depressed

If you’re thinking about suicide, don’t do it. Just keep on being an ass hole like everyone else. Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I welcome you tonight. And now I invite you tighten the noose and kick out my chair as my slipping sanity proudly presents - my suicide! I’m depressed! I’m depressed! There’s growing darkness in my chest. Put this bullet in my brain chere, Cuz life’s a pointless mess. Stab my gut cuz life just sucks. Why, it’s time for you to lear