The “Tampax-Saville-Elton“ continuum - Beardyman @ the Button Factory, Dublin, Ireland

Your mum did this, using the Beardytron_5000 mkII . . . the Beardytron5000mkII will destroy you at the following venues: Glasgow Arches - 2nd June Sheffield Leadmill - 3rd June Norwich Waterfront - 4th June London Koko - 6th June