How it feels to be a female Legionary

Schizo Elijah’s tradwife (WARNING) (HYPERBOREAN) (EXTREMELY BASED) St. Joan of Arc, Hua Mulan, and Nefertiti are all seen as heroes, so why is it unlikely for the evasive Gamer Girl™ to side with the Legion on her playthrough? As long as Lanius doesn’t get to succeed Caesar, you’re all right, ladies...