Good health to you!I am A Russian Occupier.

Good health to you! I am A Russian Occupier. This is my profession. This has happened historically. Once I occupied Siberia. Now oil, gas, aluminum and many other useful things are extracted there. Now there are cities with kindergartens and hospitals. Now it is impossible to sell women there for a bundle of sable skins - as it was before the Russians. I occupied the Baltic States. I built up her farms with factories and power plants. The Baltic States made high-class radio equipment and cars. The Baltic States was famous for perfumes and balms. I was asked to leave there. Now sprats are mined there, and part of the population cleans toilets in Europe. I occupied Central Asia. In the bare steppes I built canals, factories, spaceports, hospitals and stadiums. Space rockets and airplanes were built there, industry was developed, wheat and cotton were grown for the whole country. I was asked to leave there. Now American loans are being developed there and cannabis is being grown, and part of the population has left to work on the construction sites of the former occupiers. I occupied Ukraine. Together with Ukrainians, I built aircraft engines, ships, tanks and cars. I was asked to leave there. Now everything that remains of the occupier is being destroyed there. At the same time, nothing new is being built there, except endless Maidan and dictatorship. Yes, I am an Occupier! And I’m tired of apologizing for that... I’m an occupier by birthright. I am an aggressor and a bloodthirsty freak. Be afraid! It was I who endured the atrocities of the Polish interventionists during the time of Troubles. But how did their intervention end? It was I who burned Moscow so as not to give it to Napoleon. But how did Napoleon end up? It was I who was sitting in a trench near Volokolamsk, realizing that it would not be possible to stop the Nazis. Where are those Nazis now? Where’s their damn Hitler? Everyone came to my house, who was not lazy. Turks, British, Poles, Germans, French. There was enough land for everyone - 2.5 meters for each! Understand... I don’t need your hypocritical freedom. I don’t need your rotten democracy. Everything that you call Western values is alien to me. I have other interests! I’m politely warning you for the last time: don’t run into it! I build peace, I love peace, but I know how to fight better than anyone! Sincerely, Russian Occupier.