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An anthem for the greatest sweeper of all time.
LYRICS:
I’m a control guy, control’s what I play
It doesn’t matter the format or even the time of day
I play counters and sweepers, that’s all and it’s glorious
Doctor checked my blood type and said “damn—it’s Azorius”
Attempted spells ten, resolved spells zero
I got more counters than that one middle aisle at Home Depot
And if you get past my counters and think you’re in the clear
Every turn four baby all that you’re gonna hear’s
Supreme Verdict
Got a board of zombies pumped with a Reaper?
I do not stress, I just cast a sweeper
Anything in life that I find concerning
I do not address, I just Supreme Verdict
Board wipe every turn four, I’ll leave you in awe
I’ve wiped so many vehicles you’d think I was a chamois
You think I don’t have a sweeper but then I put the broom on
Got so many tutors you’d think you were at Kumon
Tired of losing? Had enough of the shame?
So you sleeve up Azorius to beat me at my own game
You play a counter of your own, you think you’re making progress
Then I override your veto like I’m two-thirds of Congress
Think your spell is resolving? Well you’re gonna be frowny
Cuz I’ve muddled more mixtures than nuts in brownies
Think your dorks’ll take me down? Only time will tell
Tap four mana and I cast—what’s the name of that spell?
Supreme Verdict
Got a board of zombies pumped with a Reaper?
I do not stress, I just cast a sweeper
Anything in life that I find concerning
I do not address, I just Supreme Verdict
Wife wants a divorce, she’s asking for half
I hit her with an Annul, man what you think about that!?
Lawyer says that’s not legal, she’s playing for keepers
About your assets—what exactly are sweepers?
Even at the spelling bee, they’re trying to fool me
Who walked away with the trophy? Obviously yours truly
And when I get pulled over, it all turns out perfect
Pull out my wallet and hit him with— I play aggro
Ooh…
When the policeman says “get out of your car”
Just do what he says don’t offer him blue cards
Anything in life that I find concerning
I do not address, I just Supreme Verdict
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