Doug Stanhope — No Refunds

Why would you die for someone’s sins? Your sins are the only interesting thing about you, you dreary, bleak motherfuckers. Your sins are what make you fantastic, what keeps us great and exciting and fun, its what makes you alive, you should wear your sins on your sleeve and try to top them on a daily basis. When you go to work in the morning, the first thing out of your mouth should be the dirtiest thing you did last night, cause that’s what people want to hear.