AliObviously - “PASTA“ (All Star Parody by Smash Mouth)
NOTE: I do not own the rights to the original song. This is a parody and should be protected under US Copyright law as fair use. Instrumental track made by Sing King:
Based on the meme:
Lyrics:
Somebody once told me
Hands off my macaroni
Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead
He was picking up his gun
With a finger and a thumb
Raising up, pointing straight at his forehead
Well, the sauce starts coming
And it don’t stop coming
Better hope your sauce is the right amount of runny
It didn’t make sense not to add more salt
If it don’t taste good, it ain’t my fault
So much to cook, so much to eat
So what’s wrong with cooking to sick beats
You never know if you don’t chew
You’ll surely die if you hate food
Hey now, you’re a pasta
Get the sauce on, get soaked
Hey now, you’re spaghetti
We’ll be eating, get stoked
And all that garlic is cloves
Spread a lot of butter on our loaves
Well it’s a hot place, and they say it gets hotter
Nothing’s quite as toasty as a pot of boiling water
But the Italian men beg to differ
Judging by the volume of their marinara pitcher
The meat we sliced is getting pretty thin
If we had anymore sauce then we might as well swim
My stove is on Fire, how about yours?
As careful as I try to be, I always get burned
Hey now, you’re a pasta
Get the sauce on, get soaked
Hey now, you’re spaghetti
We’ll be eating, get stoked
And all that garlic is cloves
Spread a lot of butter on our loaves
Hey now, you’re a pasta
Get the sauce on, get soaked
Hey now, you’re spaghetti
We’ll be eating, get stoked
And all that garlic is cloves
Spread a lot of butter
Somebody once asked
If I like my food fast
It’s hard to eat my food in one place
I said, nope, what a weird trope
I like to take time cooking myself
And I sprayed him with a ton of mace
Well, the sauce starts coming
And it don’t stop coming
Better hope your sauce is the right amount of runny
It didn’t make sense not to add more salt
If it don’t taste good, it ain’t my fault
So much to cook, so much to eat
So what’s wrong with cooking to sick beats
You never know if you don’t chew
You’ll surely die if you hate food
Hey now, you’re a pasta
Get the sauce on, get soaked
Hey now, you’re spaghetti
We’ll be eating, get stoked
And all that garlic is cloves
Spread a lot of butter on our loaves
And all that garlic is cloves
Spread a lot of butter on our loaves
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AliObviously - “PASTA“ (All Star Parody by Smash Mouth)