A needlessly thorough roast of Dear Evan Hansen (2021)

I don’t just roast I incinerate. Click the title under which you posted Evan Hansen’s speech to the internet: Doctors hate him! High school boy looks 45 POV the lead singer of the memorial didn’t show so the drummer has to sing instead and his voice is incredible @jennyusername Stupid Orchard Kickstarter Top 10 memorial speech FAILS compilation Weeping falsetto ASMR Parts 2, 8, and 10 do not contain triggering content but might be confusing out of context. Except Part 2 that one stands on its own legs. Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:38 Part 1: The Story 00:02:46 Part 2: Ben Platt wants an oscar but he is 45 years old 00:11:44 Part 3: Mommy why is the scary man singing 00:19:49 Part 4: Sincerely, Me 00:24:25 Part 5: The romance with the sister 00:28:34 Part 6: His best friend d*ed… you won’t believe what he did next! 00:32:01 Part 7: The stupid Kickstarter 00:36:33 Part 8: The Jared character has no point and makes no sense 00:39:51 Part 9: The stuff I liked 00:41:57 Part 10: The editing 00:44:48 Part 11: The lie 00:52:18 Part 12: Is Evan the bad guy 01:01:16 Part 13: Nothing happens 01:08:28 Part 14: Trees