Polite and smart and punctual, it once was good to be.
Not any more!
This one is sure to end my career (if it isn’t already over). I hope you enjoy it.
I can’t tell you how much belief I have in these songs, which is why I persist with with them and what to grow them into something bigger. Thank you for your support!
Music adapted & played by Noah Fleetwood
Recorded & mixed by Wayne McIntyre
Video by Will Freeman
Laus, Opportunitas, Risus - Acclaim, Opportunity, Laughter.
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Lyrics:
Polite and smart and punctual, it once was good to be.
You answer’d for your actions and a woman was a she.
You’d stand up for your people, if needs be even fight.
But now if you uphold such values then you are far right.
We’re all far right now!
We’re all far right now!
Peterson, Rogan, Shapiro.
Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh.
We worship Mussolini
His portrait’s in the loft.
Musk saved Twitter.
Heil Hitler
We’re all far right now!
Oh you say you’re in the middle,
A moderate individual,
A Gladstonian liberal.
You once laughed at Donald Trump
You’re probably a fascist too.
There once was a great speaker called Martin Luther King
Said character’s what matters not the colour of your skin.
But conduct doesn’t count now, just your identity.
If you should ever question this, you’re racist obviously
We’re all racist now!
We’re all racist now!
Off to the gallows we must go.
Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh.
Worse than Winston Churchill.
Worse than Enoch Powell.
Klu Klux Clan and
Jimmy Fallon.
We’re all racist now
Oh, the countryside is racist.
Dogs and cats are racist.
Eating meat is racist.
Black Lives Matters also racist.
Do you know what’s also racist? You.
Found out I am dyslexic. Presumed I was just thick.
My son he is dyspraxic, I’d just thought he was a dick.
My mother is bulimic, my mate’s got OCD.
My girlfriend is bipolar. That gives me anxiety.
We’re all mental now!
We’re all mental now!
Off to the madhouse we must go
Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh
Nutty as a fruitcake
Demented and deranged
Cuckoo, Psycho
Wacko, Loco.
We’re all mental now!
Oh, my what is coming next?
What is coming next?
What is coming next?
Oh my what is coming next?
We’re probably all paedos too.
Dirty little paedo.
Hanging round the lido.
In your little speedos.
Far right!
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