H-1B (“16 tons“ song parody)

The MAGA faithful are not happy that Donald Trump has changed his tune on hiring using the H-1B visa, but he has to do what his masters Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy tell him. After all, they want cheap labor that they can force to work for whatever pay and hours they choose to set, with the threat of instant deportion if they lose their jobs. === Lyrics === Some people say they can’t find engineers For workin’ this country and buildin’ careers It’s not so much that there is a dearth They just don’t want to pay what they’re worth [chorus] You hire H1-B, what do you get? An immigrant willing to slave and sweat Don’t have to pay much ‘cause if you let ‘em go They can’t stay ‘round this country no mo’ When running for office just to rile up his base Donald said immigrants would leave this place Vivek and Elon said “do what you’re told” “Now we’re in charge, time to pay what we’re owed” [chorus] Vivek wants to guarantee our livelihood Says