Jay Z - 99 Problems - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: IF YOU’RE HAVIN’ GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE I GOT THE RAP PATROL ON THE GAT PATROL FOES THAT WANNA MAKE SURE MY CASKET’S CLOSED RAP CRITICS THAT SAY HE’S MONEY, CASH, HOES I’M FROM THE HOOD, STUPID WHAT TYPE OF FACTS ARE THOSE IF YOU GREW UP WITH HOLES IN YOUR ZAPATOS YOU’D CELEBRATE THE MINUTE YOU WAS HAVIN’ DOUGH I’M LIKE, F##K CRITICS YOU CAN KISS MY WHOLE ASSHOLE IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY LYRICS YOU CAN PRESS FAST FORWARD GOT BEEF WITH RADIO IF I DON’T PLAY THEY SHOW THEY DON’T PLAY MY HITS WELL, I DON’T GIVE A S##T, SO RAP MAGS TRY AND USE MY BLACK ASS SO, ADVERTISERS CAN GIVE ’EM MORE CASH FOR ADS... F##KERS I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU TAKE ME AS OR UNDERSTAND THE INTELLIGENCE THAT JAY-Z HAS I’M FROM RAGS TO RICHES N####RS, I AIN’T DUMB I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE, HIT ME NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE IF YOU HAVIN’ GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE, HIT ME THE YEAR IS NINETY-FOUR AND MY TRUNK IS RAW IN MY REAR-VIEW MIRROR IS THE MOTHER-F##KIN’ LAW I GOT TWO CHOICES, Y’ALL PULL OVER THE CAR OR BOUNCE ON THE DOUBLE PUT THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR NOW, I AIN’T TRY’NA SEE NO HIGHWAY CHASE WITH JAKE PLUS, I GOT A FEW DOLLARS I COULD FIGHT THE CASE SO, I... PULL OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD I HEARD... ’CAUSE I’M YOUNG AND I’M BLACK AND MY HAT’S REAL LOW BUT DO I LOOK LIKE A MIND READER SIR, I DON’T KNOW AM I UNDER ARREST OR SHOULD I GUESS SOME MORE A-HA I AIN’T STEPPIN’ OUT OF S##T ALL MY PAPER’S LEGIT WELL, MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT IS LOCKED SO IS THE TRUNK AND THE BACK AND I KNOW MY RIGHTS SO, YOU GON’ NEED A WARRANT FOR THAT, HA! NAH, I AIN’T PASSED THE BAR BUT I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ENOUGH THAT YOU WON’T ILLEGALLY SEARCH MY S##T I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE, HIT ME NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE IF YOU HAVIN’ GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE, HIT ME NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE IF YOU HAVIN’ GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE, HIT ME NOW ONCE UPON A TIME NOT TOO LONG AGO A N####R LIKE MYSELF HAD TO STRONG ARM A HOE AND THIS IS NOT A HOE IN THE SENSE OF HAVIN’ A PUSSY BUT A PUSSY HAVIN’ NO GOD-DAMN SENSE TRY’NA PUSH ME I TRIED TO IGNORE ’EM AND TALK TO THE LORD PRAY FOR ’EM BUT SOME FOOLS JUST LOVE TO PERFORM YOU KNOW THE TYPE LOUD AS A MOTOR BIKE BUT WOULDN’T BUST A GRAPE IN A FRUIT FIGHT AND THE ONLY THIN’ THAT’S GONNA HAPPEN IS I’M-A GET TO CLAPPIN’ AND HE AND HIS BOYS GON’ BE YAPPIN’ TO THE CAPTAIN AND THERE I GO TRAPPED IN THE KIT-KAT AGAIN BACK THROUGH THE SYSTEM WITH THE RIFF-RAFF AGAIN FIENDS ON THE FLOOR SCRATCHIN’ AGAIN PAPARAZZI’S WITH THEIR CAMERAS SNAPPIN’ THEM D.A. TRIED TO GIVE A N####R SHAFT AGAIN HALF-A-MILL FOR BAIL ’CAUSE I’M AFRICAN ALL BECAUSE THIS FOOL WAS HARRASSIN’ THEM TRY’NA PLAY THE BOY LIKE HE’S SACCHARIN BUT AIN’T NOTHIN’ SWEET ’BOUT HOW I HOLD MY GUN I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BEIN’ A BITCH AIN’T ONE HIT ME NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE IF YOU HAVIN’ GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE, HIT ME NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE IF YOU HAVIN’ GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE, HIT ME WOO, WOO, UH, UH HAVIN’ GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS AND A BITCH AIN’T ONE, HA, HA YOU’RE CRAZY FOR THIS ONE, RICK IT’S YOUR BOY