Victoria Wood - The Ballad Of Barry And Freda (Let’s Do It) - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: FREDA AND BARRY SAT ONE NIGHT THE SKY WAS CLEAR THE STARS WERE BRIGHT THE WIND WAS SOFT THE MOON WAS UP FREDA DRAINED HER COCOA CUP SHE LICKED HER LIPS SHE FELT SUBLIME SHE SWITCHED OFF GARDENERS’ QUESTION TIME BARRY CRINGED IN FEAR AND DREAD AS FREDA GRABBED HIS TIE AND SAID LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT DO IT WHILE THE MOOD IS RIGHT I’M FEELIN’ APPEALIN’ I’VE REALLY GOT AN APPETITE I’M ON FIRE WITH DESIRE I COULD HANDLE HALF THE TENORS IN A MALE VOICE CHOIR LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT TONIGHT BUT HE SAID I CAN’T DO IT, I CAN’T DO IT I DON’T BELIEVE IN TOO MUCH SEX THIS FASHION FOR PASSION TURNS US INTO NERVOUS WRECKS NO DERISION, MY DECISION I’D RATHER WATCH THE SPINNERS ON THE TELEVISION I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT TONIGHT SO, SHE SAID LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT DO IT ’TIL OUR HEARTS GO BOOM GO NATIVE, CREATIVE LIVIN’ IN THE LIVIN’ ROOM THIS FOLLY IS JOLLY BEND ME OVER BACKWARDS ON ME HOSTESS TROLLEY LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT TONIGHT BUT HE SAID I CAN’T DO IT, I CAN’T DO IT ME HEAVY-BREATHING DAYS HAVE GONE I’M OLDER, FEEL COLDER IT’S OTHER THINGS THAT TURN ME ON I’M IMPLORIN’, I’M BORIN’ LET ME READ THIS CATALOGUE ON VINYL FLOORIN’ I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT TONIGHT SO, SHE SAID LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT HAVE A CRAZY NIGHT OF LOVE I’LL STRIP BARE, I’LL JUST WEAR STILETTOS AND AN OVEN GLOVE DON’T STARVE A GIRL OF A PALAVER DANGLE FROM THE WARDROBE IN YOUR BALACLAVA LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT TONIGHT BUT HE SAID I CAN’T DO IT, I CAN’T DO IT I KNOW I’D ONLY GET IT WRONG DON’T ANGLE FOR ME TO DANGLE MY ARMS HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT STRONG STOP POUTING, STOP SHOUTING YOU KNOW I PULLED A MUSCLE WHEN I DID THAT GROUTING I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT TONIGHT LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT SHARE A NIGHT OF WILD ROMANCE FRENETIC, POETIC THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST BIG CHANCE TO QUOTE MILTON TO EAT STILTON TO ROLL IN GAY ABANDON ON THE TUFTED WILTON LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT TONIGHT I CAN’T DO IT, I CAN’T DO IT I’VE GOT OTHER LITTLE JOBS ON HAND DON’T GROUSE AROUND THE HOUSE I’VE GOT A BUSY EVENING PLANNED STOP NAGGING, I’M FLAGGING YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THE PIPES WANT LAGGIN’ I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT TONIGHT LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT WHILE I’M REALLY IN THE MOOD THREE CHEERS, IT’S YEARS SINCE I CAUGHT YOU EVEN SEMI-NUDE GET DRASTIC, GYMNASTIC WEAR YOUR BAGGY Y-FRONTS WITH THE LOOSE ELASTIC BUT LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT TONIGHT I CAN’T DO IT, I CAN’T DO IT I MUST REFUSE TO GET UNDRESSED I FEEL SILLY, IT’S TOO CHILLY TO GO WITHOUT ME THERMAL VEST DON’T CHOOSE ME DON’T USE ME MY MOTHER SENT A NOTE TO SAY YOU MUST EXCUSE ME I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT TONIGHT LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT I REALLY ABSOLUTELY MUST I WON’T EXEMPT YOU WANT TO TEMPT YOU WANT TO DRIVE YOU MAD WITH LUST NO CAUTIONS JUST CONTORTIONS SMEAR AN AVOCADO ON ME LOWER PORTIONS LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT TONIGHT I CAN’T DO IT, I CAN’T DO IT IT’S REALLY NOT MY CUP OF TEA I’M HARASSED, EMBARRASSED I WISH YOU HADN’T PICKED ON ME NO DRAMAS GIVE ME MY PYJAMAS THE ONLY GIRL I’M MAD ABOUT IS JUDITH CHALMERS I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT TONIGHT LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT I REALLY WANT TO RUN AMOK LET’S WIGGLE, LET’S JIGGLE LET’S REALLY MAKE THE RAFTERS ROCK BE MIGHTY, BE FLIGHTY COME AND MELT THE BUTTONS ON ME FLAME-PROOF NIGHTIE LET’S DO IT LET’S DO IT TONIGHT... LET’S DO IT, LET’S DO IT I REALLY WANT TO RANT AND RAVE LET’S GO, ’CAUSE I KNOW JUST HOW I WANT YOU TO BEHAVE NOT BLEAKLY, NOT MEEKLY BEAT ME ON THE BOTTOM WITH THE WOMAN’S WEEKLY LET’S DO IT LET’S DO IT TONIGHT.....