Jolene (H.P. Lovecraft Version) - Michael Kelly - (Dolly Parton filk)

So this is a bit of an unusual one. Bear with me, here.. There’s a meme that’s been floating around on Facebook lately that goes along the lines of, “The song, ’Jolene’ but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her“. Well, there was recently a thread where folks did just that, and wrote a bunch of verses. One of my friends that was involved approached me and asked if