Since The DONG Of Humanity | Ancient Phallic Symbolism

Get your Merch: Become a Channel member: Support me on Patreon: In April this year I made a joke that I should create a video about Phallic depictions and representations throughout history as sort of my last joke, my last hurrah in my twenties and upload that the day before I turn 30. That is exactly what this video is about, the Dongs of antiquity. If you were expecting a super serious video, then today is not your day as this is going to be me having fun while speaking historically accurate. If you honestly thought that people from ancient times were much different than people in modern times, you would be sorely mistaken. Where our teens in modern times love drawing dongs wherever they can people in ancient times actually did the same. Dating from 28,000 years ago the oldest depiction of a dong known to historians is the Hohle Fels Phallus.