“The Three Terrors“

Visit: Ahmedido Domingo (aka Ahmadinejad), Erdogano Pavarotti (aka Erdogan) and Assad Carreras (aka Bashar Assad) singing about the benefits of terrorism. full text: Based on Funiculi Funicula Sung by the Three Terrors: Erdogano Pavarotti, Assad Carreras and Ahmedido Domingo Erdogan: I say -- it’s time that I restore the Empire Let’s get to work (let’s get to work!) Because in Europe everybody knows that I’m just a jerk (he’s just a jerk!) Assad: And I , the serial killer who should spend all his life in jail (oy vey oy vey) To reach the hearts of all the world media We found the trail (hurray hurray) Erdogan: Terror, Terror, that’s my cup of tea Terror gains us love and sympathy To beat the West, to be the one From Tripoli to Teheran Yalla yalla, ya -- Jihad is sweet, Jihad is fun All: Terror, Terror, that’s how you convince That you’re cool and charming as a