I’ve got a cracklab in my basement
I’m a shining example of a junior acheivement
Cooking up drugs on my chemistry set
Twenty-seven grand a week is what i get
[Chorus:]
I’ve got a cracklab in my basement
Please don’t tell my mommy on me
I’ve got a cracklab in my basement
Every kid needs a hobby
I’m the only kid on my block with an uzi
All the other fourth graders are jealous of me
I’ll be a millionaire by the time I’m thirteen
I’m a perfect example of an American dream
[Repeat Chorus]
My parents are dum