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THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES
I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM
THE FEAR IS SETTING IN
I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN
EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS
I UNZIP MY PANTS
AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY
THAT’S WHEN IT HAPPENED
THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL
IT’ SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL
I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF
FUCK
THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT
BUT IT MY CASE IM BARELY AFLOAT
IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS.
NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETS
SOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC
BUT THERE ISN’T A MINI VERSION OF THAT
IT’S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE
EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE
IT’ SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN
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