Piano, Man

in today’s lesson, we learn more about how to exercise your spacebar muscle, and Birdface performs a sight-reading of Erik Satie’s Gnossienne No.1. despite how it may appear, getting out of a piano in rust is easy. it’s the same button you use to get out of a mini heli, scrap heli, computer station, chippy arcade machine, a beach chair or a normal chair or even the Secret Labs chair, the roulette wheel, the poker table, a horse, a submarine, snow mobile or sofa, a boogie board or kayak, a RHIB, a fishing boat, even the cargo ladder or the train cockpit or the magnet crane or the xylobones or the drum set, or if you’re driving, it’s the same button you use to exit an armored cockpit, an armored passenger module, a cockpit with an engine module, a normal passenger or taxi module, even the MLRS cockpit. it’s the spacebar music: Erik Satie - Gnossienne 1, performed by La Pianista: : outro: Johnkie - French Classic: