Jeff Strand Reads “Crazy Ralph’s Used Car Emporium“ at Scares That Care AuthorCon

Jeff Strand’s reading of his short story “Crazy Ralph’s Used Car Emporium“ at Scares That Care AuthorCon in Williamsburg, Virginia, as part of the late-night Carnival of Chaos. The first few seconds were cut off, so you missed: “C’mon out to Crazy Ralph’s Used Car Emporium! I’ve got the lowest prices in town! I’ve got the lowest prices in the next town! You could visit towns all across America and not find lower prices!“ Recorded by Bridgett Nelson. This story was originally published in Jeff Strand’s free newsletter. Subscribe at