George Costanza’s Greatest hits

Seinfeld - Best of George Costanza Classic lines like: - It’s not you, it’s me - I’m Cartwright - You had to have the big sallad - I’m an architect - I wish there were pigmen - Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl - Can’t drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up - I’ve driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution - I drive them to lesbianism, he brings ’em back - I was at the pool, there were shinkage - Sex with the cleaning lady - She’s bald, I got rejected by a bald woman - Everytime I think I’m out, they pull me back in - My mother caught me, I was alone - I am Costanza, lord of the idiots - This is like discovering plutonium by accident - George is getting upset - Serenity now - I hate the Drake - I’m gonna need some water here - You get in the mood - George’s answering machine - Killing independent George