Women Love Me—Fish Fear Me | Catching Every Species of Fish in 1 Day (World Record)

Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous; my rod is true and unwavering. As I cast into the aquatic abyss, a man scorned by this uncaring earth finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook, wriggling, writhing, and struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone, I am empty, and yet, I fish. But boy oh boy do we have some exciting developments on the Waco farm coming real soon! Stay tuned and dont forget to catch and release gamers! Love, Uncle Farmer Dad Ben 👨🏻‍🌾🤝 Link to our new merch! Here’s all our links to how you can find out more, support, volunteer, or get involved!
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