You know his name. You know his personality disorder. But you don’t know his story - especially not the gay bits!
Honestly, how many times are we going to be surprised when a greek myth turns out gayer than we learned in middle school? Remind me to tell you guys about Callisto sometime.
The Ancient Greek Dating Sim has a hidden character stat, “how much does aphrodite like me,“ which determines the trajectory of the entire game. It’s impossible to predict what’ll endear her to you and what’ll piss her off.
(Achilles Patroclus design available here: )
Other songs I considered for the ending: “I Feel Pretty“, “Sexy And I Know It“
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