Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner

Best part about this simple recipe: The potatoes, pasta, broccoli, dried chiles, beef, parsnips, beets, and all 12 sauces can cook at the same time. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: Like The Onion on Facebook: Follow The Onion on Twitter: More Breaking News: