Burger Blast For President 2000 - AI Generated Ad

The 2000 United States Presidential Election was the 54th quadrennial presidential election. It made history as the first presidential election to include a non-human candidate but rather an amalgamation of a million or so humans that had been assimilated into the invading alien burger being, known as “Burger Blast”. Though Al Gore would run on a platform of stopping the burger aliens from overtaking humanity any further, voters felt “they could have a beer with” Burger Blast. The famous Blast V. Gore Supreme Court case may have been humanity’s last hope, but Gore would lose this too, with Sandra Day O’Connor stating in the 5-4 party line majority opinion “BURGOR GOOD… BURGOR. [gargling noises]” The outcomes of the ensuing presidency are still felt today, having been deemed by contemporary scholars as “disastrous [...] terrifying [...] apocalyptic, but extremely tasty… CONSUME BURGOR.” this is a sequel to Burger Blast Ad 1995: Video Created entirely with text