LIES WIDE OPEN: Trumps $1M Crypto Orgy (Eyes Wide Shut Parody)

They said it was a “personal event.“ They used the Presidential Seal. They wore masks. The Crypto weirds came. Welcome to Lies Wide Open — a darkly funny peek behind the gold-plated curtains of Trump’s $1 million crypto fundraiser, where loyalty is currency. Starring lookalikes, masked maniacs, and way too much velvet. Created with @Hailuoai_MiniMax 👁️‍🗨️ Parody inspired by Eyes Wide Shut 💰 Real fundraiser. Real grift. Real weird. 🔥 Subscribe for more brutal satire. 🔗 Follow us everywhere: [links to socials] #Hashtags: #LiesWideOpen #EyesWideShutParody #TrumpSatire #CryptoScam #PoliticalParody #WhiteHouseOrgy #ElonMusk #LindseyGraham #TedCruz #RogerStone #DarkComedy